Onechanbara - Bikini Zombie Slayers
Onechanbara - Bikini Zombie Slayers
Every once in a while you think you're old enough to have seen it all, you think nothing can surprise you anymore. You've seen all the cute games, you walked knee-deep in gore and you saved enough princesses to write a pretty good book about it. But then you stumble over a title that is so radically different that it will change you forever ...
OK, before you think something epic is about to happen, it's not, but this title is so ridiculous, it simply deserved a special introduction. The game Onechanbara Revolution will come to Europe as Onechanbara - Bikini Zombie Slayers. The Japanese developer is called Tamsoft, and here is how they describe their game:
Good things always come in pairs! Take a look at the bad ass sister duo of Aya and Saki for instance, who players can use their hands to control their every move. Onechanbara™: Bikini Zombie Slayer is the ultimate evolution of the blood-splattering samurai action game.
So this is about two scantily clad sisters in bikinis killing zombies in the most bloody ways possible. You might think this is a PC Game, or maybe a PS3 title due to the bloody theme but read on what the developer lists as one of the key features:
Control Two Super Sexy Sisters and Their Sword Swinging Samurai Skills with the Wii Controls – Players can master sword swinging martial arts to take full advantage of the Wii Remote motion controls by slashing, swinging and thrusting into zombie enemy hordes.
Out of all systems, the game was announced for the Wii today, the one system you could take to your grandmother and show her that not all games are about killing people in gruesome ways. Well, I guess the Wii just got off its training wheels.
And here are the two girls in full size (click the thumbnails for high-rez picture size):
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Ouch, that's simply gross. Take a look at picture #3 (from left): simply gross!
Tell me, whats grossing you out exactly? There are so many things wrong with the picture, I could make a list longer then my arm. But I didn't want to include any of that in the article, it would be pure bashing :-)
But why is she having two scabbards on her left, she wouldn't be able to put her two swords away like this.
Or maybe you simple were grossed out by the poor texture quality?
Or is it the feather boa?
Or is it REALLY just that she is "underdressed" :-)
Well, I think it's funny. I'm just not stupid enough to buy a game because of the girls only if I wouldn't want to play it without them, either.
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